Whod you bang
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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