i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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