"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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