jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
