can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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