i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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