i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
well you can't waste a boner
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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