I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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