I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
