Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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