marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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