She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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