I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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