it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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