he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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