Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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