me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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