You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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