are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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