You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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