Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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