In the future we'll all be gay
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Apparently you make a good broom.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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