is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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