CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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