I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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