where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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