I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Randomize
