thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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