If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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