he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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