I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just had sex on a roof
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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