i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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