I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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