your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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