This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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