Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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