went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
