So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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