Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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