Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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