I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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