You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Last time i carry you out of a forest
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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