She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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