Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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