you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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