Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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