I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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