no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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