is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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