I just saw a hot homeless man
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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